I am – Maria Sharapova's Stretchin' Ass of the Day
I went to a random strip club with a friend of mine the other day that had the weirdest fucking thing on the menus. For 2 dollars you could get a plate of cheese and crackers, but I am not talking...
View ArticleI am – Maria Sharapova Practising her Tennis of the Day
I figure since you’re a bunch of lazy perverts, you’ll appreciate watching or looking at pictures of one of the hottest bitches in tennis training. You can look at her struggling with her ball,...
View ArticleI am – Tennis Bitches of the Day
So I don’t really watch sports ever because I am not a real man. I was asked if I was gay yesterday because i had my hand on a dude’s shoulder. I was drunk and trying to keep myself from falling but...
View ArticleI am – Maria Sharapova Down Shirt Tennis Post of the Day
I figure that a lot of you fuckers like sports because otherwise athletes wouldn’t be making millions of dollars. If the whole world worked the way I work, then strippers would be the main attraction...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Hustles Dudes in the Hospital of the Day
Lookin’ at these pictures of Maria Sharapova make me think that the only reason everyone wants to fuck her happens while on the tennis court, because all the other chicks she plays against are bull...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova and Her Anal Sex Faces of the Day
The only reason I watch female professional sports is when the girls in them are worth fucking. For the most part girl athletes are more masculine than I am, which isn’t saying much because I struggle...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day
Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Still Playing Tennis of the Day
Maria Sharapova was a big deal a few years ago. Since I’ve stopped following the tennis circuit because I am not a Wasp with a Volvo and white shorts. I do however appreciate any sport where women...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Has Balls in Her Pants of the Day
Yeah….that was a horrible joke. It is a pretty constant theme in my life but in my defense this bitch didn’t give me anything to work with. There was a time she was the biggest money making person in...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Ass Playing Wimbledon of the Day
I love tennis and not because I am classy, high society, a yuppie or WASP……but because it is the only sport I can watch…probably because the chicks aren’t all beast jocks…they moan and grunt like they...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day
I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day
The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova in Shape Magazine of the Day
Tennis babe Maria Sharapova is in Shape magazine which makes sense because she’s a fucking pro athlete who if she doesn’t matter in terms of her pro sports career…still has muscle memory that will...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day
Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day
Tennis players, when they aren’t built like lesbian tanks, or dudes dressed like girls…but rather on some Russian kick, are exciting to both watch play while they fuck the stadium with their sex...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Bikini of the Day
Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Working Out of the Day
Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova is a Tennis Babe of the Day
#453713996 / gettyimages.com Maria Sharapova was a slight favorite on Friday against Simona Halep according to Sportsbookreview.com, but according to me, she’s always the favorite, I mean besides Anna...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day
Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up...
View ArticleMaria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top of the Day
Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….trying to cheat at tennis….and work her way back in and she is in a bikini top…because cheaters always win when in bikini…even if they aren’t that...
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